dinosaurs couldve had sex right where you’re sitting
what if I live on top of a 40 story high building
pterodactyls couldve been adventurous
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
- NAMES SO MANY NAMES
how many of you have actually for really real /cried/ over your otp i wonder
like straight up tears falling from your eyes
At the breakfast table. On Christmas.