egberts:

airoehead:

egberts:

dinosaurs couldve had sex right where you’re sitting

what if I live on top of a 40 story high building

pterodactyls couldve been adventurous 

(via in-demigodishness-and-all-that)

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

(via moves-like-hiddles)

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

(via geekynerdgirl)

letskicksome-alien-ass-butts:

c-allousmind:

agent257:

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

• Having a Beginning
• Having an Ending
• But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
• HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
• WHAT IS A PLOT
• WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
• WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

• HOW DO I TITLE

And then

• CHARACTERS????

also

• NAMES SO MANY NAMES

(via geekynerdgirl)

cripplinganglophilia:

baby-in-trenchcoat:

snoipahkat:

how many of you have actually for really real /cried/ over your otp i wonder
like straight up tears falling from your eyes

At the breakfast table.  On Christmas.

(via geekynerdgirl)